Slip a NYC Condom on Yer Dick

The official condom of New York City.

New York Rubber

It’s my favorite parting gift for a visiting European girl.

They get a kick out of it when I say I have a souvenir for them to take home and show their families.

The city distributes them for free to bars, lounges, and hardware stores.

All you need to do is make a donation and I’ll send you a bunch depending on how much you give.

$5 minimum will get you at least 10. Larger amounts will get you lots more.

Just send an email to goldmundunleashed(at)mail.com *regular mail, not gmail.

Give me a mailing address, tell me how much you will donate, when I see the donation, I’ll run to Brooklyn’s most famous hook up spot, grab a bunch and mail those babies out.

Not only do they look awesome, they work pretty well too. No impregnations over here.




*And yes, this is just a continuation of my hustling ways, I’m broke but free.


About Goldmund

Goldmund grew up a wild-child and was constantly being disciplined. Using ancient rituals and game, he broke free from the shackles of his mind and the norms of this backwards society. He frequents bars in Brooklyn, mountains in Mexico, and retreats to the desert. His passions are nature and women.

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