Rolling Solo on Halloween


Never once in my life have I worn a costume on Halloween.

Not even when I was a kid, the religion I grew up in forbade celebrating the holiday. And even when I left the religion, most Halloweens were spent at rock shows or private parties.

Costumes just aren’t my style, but over the past few years I have found a ‘trick’ that has led me to some dirty little female treats on this day of decadence.

The first thing you have to do is dress well. Look as good as you can. I wear slim black jeans, Dalton Boots, a slim black button down shirt, lots of jewelry, and a hat. If its cold out a fitted pea-coat and scarf go over everything.

I usually throw a bunch of silver glitter on my face and in my beard for some extra panache.

When you go out looking good, you usually stand out more from the parade of clowns that will be stumbling everywhere.

Walk around until you find some girls who are sexy and having fun. Approach them and tell them they look interesting. If they are wearing a lot of make-up ask them if they have any eye-liner. Then ask them if they can put some on you. Try not to cringe in pain as the liner goes on. I don’t like it overdone, but just the right amount actually looks really cool (for Halloween).

Say thanks and hang out with them if you want, but it’ll be more fun to roam around for a while and fuck around.

I usually go to a party or a crowded bar and just stand around looking at people until I catch eyes with a girl I like. With the eyeliner on, you will get a lot more eye contact.

Approach the girl and say hi. When she asks what you are supposed to be, you can say ‘a stranger’. This will usually get her laughing. From there, feel free to get weird and escalate very fast.

This year, I’ll be working on the Fantasy Project and will spend most of my time trying to make weird shit happen, and I predict that going out without a costume will lead to better results.

About Goldmund

Goldmund grew up a wild-child and was constantly being disciplined. Using ancient rituals and game, he broke free from the shackles of his mind and the norms of this backwards society. He frequents bars in Brooklyn, mountains in Mexico, and retreats to the desert. His passions are nature and women.

4 comments on “Rolling Solo on Halloween

  1. im confused with eye contact. From what i have read from your website, making eye contact is a sign to approach?

    Isnt it just coincidence that eye contact is made when new stimuli draws our eyes towards it?

    • Eye contact is the biggest sign that a girl is interested.

      The first thing I do when entering a new venue is do a quick scan and note which girls give me a glance. Thats number one when predicting if your approach is going to be successful or not.

      On the street or during the day you can be even more sensitive to it. A million words can be communicated in a glance. You can become more sensitive to it through practice.

      • How long are these glances from girls?

        So if she glances at you for a fraction of a sec and then goes back to do doing her stuff is a positive sign?

        • Any type of glance is good, but the best is when contact is held for more than a moment (thats when you should smile or wave)…or she looks away and then looks back.

          I’ll drop an entire post on this soon since it is extremely important.

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