Miami Meetup this Sunday, February 19th

I’m heading to Miami this weekend and am hosting a meetup for anyone who wants to come out.

There is already an interesting group planning on coming, including some girls who read the blog, so feel free to come on down.

It will take place, Sunday, February 19th from 5pm–8pm (then who knows what will happen) at The Wood Tavern in Wynwood, Miami.

I’ll be the guy in the back with the hat, big beard, and large ayahuasca pendant hanging around his neck.

The Wood is a nice, relaxed venue, with a huge backyard. They host an early party on Sundays with live bands and dancing in the outdoor area.

The last time I was there, I pulled a threesome with two crazy Latina girls, read about that here.

There isn’t a cover and it is 21+, dress however you want, just remember that at some point you will probably be talking to girls.

My infamous Uncle Tommy will be coming along–he is not only the worlds greatest wingman and party-starter, but he is my own personal bodyguard.

So if any shit goes down, we can guarantee someone will get head-butted with the force of a rhino (I’ve seen it happen, not pretty).

Other plans I have while roaming around South Florida for the next week:

-Buying a pair of shoes from Goodwill so I can go hiking through the Everglades swamp on the lookout for alligators–I found this guy when I was there back in January:-Snorkeling in either Biscayane or Pennykamp


-Going to my favorite strip club in the world to say Hi to some friends

Deep Sea Fishing

Morikami Museum and Japanese Gardens

-Boca Art Museum

-Wakodahatchee Wetlands 

-Blowing Rocks Preserve

Hopefully I can cram in all of those activities, all while in between visiting family and getting work done from the beach in the mornings.

If you have any other suggestions for South Florida fun, feel free to let me know.

Hope to see you on Sunday, I can promise it’ll be a party.

For live updates, be sure to check my Twitter.

About Goldmund

Goldmund grew up a wild-child and was constantly being disciplined. Using ancient rituals and game, he broke free from the shackles of his mind and the norms of this backwards society. He frequents bars in Brooklyn, mountains in Mexico, and retreats to the desert. His passions are nature and women.

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