How to Have a Threesome (video of initial approach)

I’ve had my fair share of threesomes. Some great ones with beautiful women, some mediocre ones with fun girls I met out at bars and dance clubs, and a poor one with chubby couchsurfers.

There is no ‘how to’ guide for things like this but they all follow a similar script. And every single one is precluded with conversations exactly like the one recorded below.

Take note of the energy and playfulness in the girls from the get-go. Watch it with the sound down and look at their eyes and body language. There is always one girl who is going to be in to it more, and she is going to be your leverage.

I saw these girls walk in to a backyard patio at a bar in NYC while I was smoking cigarettes. They looked like fun, I liked the way they were dressed, and they carried themselves with a swag that shouted sex.

I approached them by walking up slowly while they were chatting, waved on my way over, smiled and said “hi”.

I asked if I was interrupting an extremely important conversation and asked what they were up to. They said “this” and looked at me with smiles.

Then I asked if they could help me out with something. I told them I was working on a project about attraction and dating in America (I am…juicy details to be revealed soon), and if they would answer honest questions about dating.

The blonde said she was in a relationship, but the brunette said that she was single and did a lot of online dating.

I took them over to a quieter area of the patio, joked around a bit, and then turned the camera on.

Here we go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laUO4MkjbMY

Right after we went in to the bar and I kept joking with them about having a threesome but mostly talked about how guys today are weak versions of men. Little boys in adult bodies who grow beards and think they are grown but have the mindset of adolescents.

I could tell the brunette was getting turned on with talk like that, especially because there were so many prime examples of weak guys around us. The blonde was making fun of them and I was laughing my ass off.

The girls had come to see a DJ set in the back room, they left to go watch and I went back out to the patio and hit on other girls.

When they came back 45 minutes later, I was talking to another girl and as they walked by, I saw burning eyes of jealousy in the brunette.

They went in to the bar, I excused myself from the girl I was talking to, and went up to them.

I said “Hey, my threesome girls!” as I approached and the blonde one scowled and said “you are such a player” (she had a little smile on while she said it).

I repeated exactly what I said in the video, I’m not looking for a girlfriend, I live in NYC and am working on a million different projects that fill my time.

I bought them a round of drinks and shots, the blonde one was slinging shit-tests at me left and right and I just laughed at her and kept her vodka-sodas coming.

I was escalating with the brunette and she was squirming in horniness. The blonde one finally got drunk enough so that she stopped the shit-testing and encouraged us to make out.

I told her to join in the fun and we threeway kissed until some spectators started cheering.

The logistics weren’t perfect and I wanted to get them feeling more comfortable with me so I told them about a bar in my neighborhood that has drag queen shows. There was one going on that night and we should go watch.

We left, walked up the sidewalk and hailed a cab. In the back seat of the cab, I kept the laughter and fun going by turning their arms into guns and shooting pedestrians with them (ridiculous, I know, but its a tactic I always us with girls…usually using their legs if they are in short skirts).

We were having a blast and arrived to the drag show in good spirits.

During the show, we threeway kissed again and the queen on stage said “oh my god hunny, work those two bitches” and people cheered.

I told the girls “hey, lets go to my place, its just up the block and we can drink some really good wine and smoke some weed” and led them out.

We walked to my apartment and I told them about how in the spring time, every time I walk to work in the morning I just see birds fucking eachother all over the place. Constant horny birds just fucking their little bird brains out with feathers flying everywhere…no wonder there are so many of them. The girls got a kick out of that anecdote and were doubled over in laughter.

We got to my place and I had them sit on my bed while I put on a Serge Gainsbourgh record and had the blonde open the wine. I lit some candles and started dancing with the brunette to the music.

Blondie was scooped up by my right arm while the brunette swayed in my left. We all kissed again and I removed the brunettes clothes.

The naked brunette took off the blondes clothes while I kissed her from behind and removed mine.

The blonde insisted I put a condom on, I obliged and slid into the brunette from behind while she kissed the blondes small breasts.

I pulled the brunette down, but when her head got close to the blondes pussy, the blonde got nervous and jumped up and said ‘no, no, I don’t want to do this’.

I told her to relax and got on the bed and put the brunette on top of me and told the blonde to watch.

She was rubbing my balls and touching herself while the brunette rode me (I gotta say, thats a great fucking feeling) and when I saw her really getting turned on and red I pushed the brunette off and got on top of her.

She came almost immediately.

I pulled out of her because she was shaking with orgasm and got back inside the brunette.

It was difficult for me to come (not unusual for me during a threesome) and I only did so when I pulled out and had the brunette suck me.


This threesome is being put in the ‘mediocre’ category because the blonde could have been a lot more in to it. Both girls looked great naked.

Living in a large city is so exciting because something like this can happen any night of the week.

The drag show was the key that really made this happen, I doubt the blonde would have came back to my place if it wasn’t for the lady-man cheering us on from the stage. Everything seemed surreal and the threesome ‘just happened’ after that.

There is going to be a lot more videos and stories like this coming in the next few months.

I have a HUGE announcement coming up in my next post and I want as many people to be a part of my next big project.

Stay tuned.


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Here is an excerpt:

What would you tell new bloggers?

Goldmund Unleashed: Ask yourself why you are blogging and make sure you are happy with the answer. Your satisfaction with why you are doing it is going to give you the fuel to keep going. Having your own vision is going to keep you writing and will keep your blog original. There is always going to be content to write about, but it’s going to be found off the computer and out in the world.

Go after it.

…read the full discussion here.

 

 

About Goldmund

Goldmund grew up a wild-child and was constantly being disciplined. Using ancient rituals and game, he broke free from the shackles of his mind and the norms of this backwards society. He frequents bars in Brooklyn, mountains in Mexico, and retreats to the desert. His passions are nature and women.

14 comments on “How to Have a Threesome (video of initial approach)

  1. I’m just curious,.. are they aware that the video of them was subsequently posted on your blog attached to an article graphically describing how you had a threesome with them within hours after randomly meeting them?

      • hey just to clarify, my question was not at all intended to be critical. I think it’s great you posted it… was just curious as to if they knew. not that matters one way or the other. btw I’ve been following your blog and think you’ve got some great material on here, quite inspirational at times.

        • Much better wording.

          Here is the deal with the videos/photos of the girls…

          I tell them that it will be shared, I write a blog about sex and dating and am also part of a ‘gentleman’s club’ that will view and analyze the videos.

          Sometimes I show them the actual blog, sometimes not…depending on the vibe.

          These girls I chose not to because one of them had a boyfriend and might feel extreme regret if she saw all of this.

          Some girls request that their videos/photos not to be shown and I don’t post them.

  2. Your posts on TRP and this blog are very informative, especially because you use videos to illustrate concepts.

    • I found out that one of those girls is acquainted with someone in my social circle. Took it down for obvious reasons.

      I’ll put it back up when I leave for my trip in June.

  3. Hey man, just bought your book. Good read. Totally worth the ten bucks.

    This article made me wonder: Do you have to get the girls to sign a model release, or is just telling them on camera you might use it on a website good enough?

    Also, in your book I think you recommend the Cannon Rebel T4, I saw on amazon there’s a T5 out now, do you know if that’s just as good or better?

    Thanks.

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